Arsenal & Man Utd Flash Drives
A range of flash drives or memory sticks, whatever you call them, for Arsenal and Manchester United fans.
2GB = £11
4GB = £17
8GB = £33
Not sure where the other teams are…hmmmm.
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USB Talking Parrot
Get all the fun of owning a parrot without any of the hassle of feeding or cleaning it’s cage.
The USB talking parrot listens in to what you say and repeats bits of it back in a parrot-like voice whilst flapping it’s wings.
£17 to get idle gossip broadcast to the whole office.
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USB Speedometer
The USB Speedometer measures how fast you’re typing and also how many words you’ve typed per day.
Extremely good for the obsessive amongst you. Of course you could just hit the buttons really fast like the old Daley Thompson Olympic game when you’re doing the hurdles or 100 metres.
£11, the faster you type the cheaper it is per word.
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Homer Simpson USB Monitor Lights
Probably not the most vital USB accessory you can purchase but certainly a must-have for Simpson fans.
9 Homer Simpsons in his usual state of intelligence with suckers so you can stick them around your monitor. Useful if the lights in your office go out…I guess.
£16, that’s £1.77 per Homer…BARGAIN!
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USB Stealth Switch
If you’re partial to checking out non-work related sites whilst at work then this is the gadget for you.
It’s a foot pedal which hides under your desk and plugs into a USB port. When you hear the footsteps of a superior or feel the presence of management approaching, you simply press the pedal and your screen changes to work related stuff. This means the familiar panicked clicking of a skiving worker is not heard…a massive giveaway of the time wasting drone.
Peace of mind costs you £13.
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iSharpener USB Pencil Sharpener
I can’t remember the last time I used a pencil but they must still be in use in some dark and dingy corners of this world, so if you frequent the aforementioned dark and dingy corners toiling with a blunt pencil, then some light has finally found your miserable existence.
£14 satisfies your need for a pencil sharpener with a crazy light show.
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Star Wars: Darth Vader Tie Fighter Webcam
“That’s no moon!”
Quite correct, it’s a tie fighter webcam with a clip so you can attach it to your monitor. You see those little red laser things? They’re lights that shine on you when the webcam is working to brighten you up so the recipient can see you better…even if you’re on the other side of the galaxy, far, far away.
The Empire is having a recession sale and flogging this piece of communication equipment for £16.
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RetroBoard – Union Jack USB Flexible Keyboard
Not only is this computer keyboard obviously decorated with the Union Jack but it is also so flexible that you can roll it up. It’s plasticy, rubbery material means that the keys have no holes for crumbs or liquid to to get through so you can spill your morning coffee all over this baby.
Our gracious Queen would God bless this keyboard for £20 and all who sail in her.
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USB Roll Up Piano
Swap your computer keyboard for a piano keyboard with this ultra portable and roll up piano keyboard USB device.
Just plug it in and play. Comes with software to help you learn, let you record, add percussion, email music to friends and lots more.
All this for £20, now that’s what I call twinkling the old ivories.
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USB Roll Up Drum Kit
Learning the drums can be an expensive and loud hobby plus where the hell do you put them?
The roll up drum kit solves all three of these issues; put it on your desk, it’s only £20 and plug in your head phones to keep the noise down. Simple, just like Ringo’s drumming.
Comes with software that allows you do a bunch different things like change sounds, record, learning, keep time and it all rolls up so you can hide in your desk for when your boss comes back from lunch.
