USB Chess Game
The ideal gift for the Chess player.
Play against friends, play against the computer or play against opponents online. Comes with software for tips, timing, tracking moves, online playing, etc and the board can be rolled up for easy storage.
£10 reduced from £30, now that’s a Queen’s Gambit if ever I heard one!
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USB Dancemat Game
If you find your fingers need a warm up in the morning before a hard day’s typing, then the USB Dancemat game maybe just what you’re looking for.
Strap on the dancing girl, plug in the game, limber up and then get on with your morning finger work out. Also useful for concert pianoists.
Just £8 buys you pure finger toning and joint suppleness. Play with your friends and have a finger dance-off!
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USB Humping Dog
The USB humping dog is possibly the most useless product we’ve featured so far, it does nothing except hump your computer.
A horny mutt in season and overdosing on doggie Viagara, this little guy goes at it with that sexy little USB port like a sailor on the last day of shore leave.
Just £7 and no vet bills.
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USB Bouncer
“Your name’s not down, you’re not comin’ in!”
The USB Bouncer protects your computer from unsavoury scum. The motion sensor detects movement so when you’re away from your desk some office maggot comes near your desk trying to steal your sandwich, the USB Bouncer gives him an earful before sending him on his merry way.
You just have to slip this guy a tenner in protection money and you’re sorted my son!
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USB Fairy Lights
Following on from the last post featuring the USB Christmas Tree, here are some fairy lights to help spread the Christmas spirit from your desk.
£7 buys you unadulterated joy via these stunning illuminations. Attach them to your monitor, laptop or even your head like some futuristic Caesar from a dystopian hellscape.
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USB Fibre Optic Christmas Tree
To help get you in the Christmas spirit at work when all around you is a crushing sense of dispair and disappointment, maybe a USB Christmas Tree can paper over the deep, deep cracks of broken childhood dreams?
Give it a shot. For only £7, the speed at which your life is freewheeling into the grave might slow..ever so slightly…maybe.
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USB Whack It
They may look cute and this may seem childish but check out the video of USB Whack it in action, this game ain’t a piece of cake.
You need rapid thumbs, fingers of pure velocity and a quickened mind.
Just £10 for this little ensemble of time-sucking amusement, ideal for any desk drone job. Why not start an inter-departmental league? Paydays will be coming round quicker than you can say “Did I just get a new high score?”
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USB Mini Vacuum
This is exactly what it says on a the tin. If you got crumbs, bits, dust and general scum on your desk and in your keyboard then you need the USB Mini Vacuum.
This thing is a steal at only £2…yeah! £2!
A USBtastic item if ever there was, there was.
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USB Mug Warmer
The office can be a minefield for the uninitiated and inexperienced; stolen doughnuts, missing pens, talking too loudly on the phone and other people wasting your time as your tea or coffee gets cold.
Not anymore amigo. The USB mug warmer can put an end to such inconveniences. Simply ‘Warm ‘n’ Go!’
You cold get creative and do a fry up on here too with bacon and eggs but it may make a bit of a mess on your desk. Could keep your gloves warm during those winter months though.
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USB Glitter Rocket Lamp
A USB Glitter Rocket lamp may not seem the most useful of things to be sitting beside that computerised mass of human ingenuity and technological advancement but it may be just as important.
It will sooth your mind, chill your soul and unburden your worries enabling you to complete your day with consumate ease.
No really, this lamp guarantees all that and more.
