USB Talking Parrot
Get all the fun of owning a parrot without any of the hassle of feeding or cleaning it’s cage.
The USB talking parrot listens in to what you say and repeats bits of it back in a parrot-like voice whilst flapping it’s wings.
£17 to get idle gossip broadcast to the whole office.
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USB Humping Dog
The USB humping dog is possibly the most useless product we’ve featured so far, it does nothing except hump your computer.
A horny mutt in season and overdosing on doggie Viagara, this little guy goes at it with that sexy little USB port like a sailor on the last day of shore leave.
Just £7 and no vet bills.
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USB MiniQuarium
I’m not sure why I’m even featuring this. I mean, look at it. It’s a USB Aquarium where you can watch fake jellyfish swim around.
That’s it.
I suppose it’s easy to look after them because you don’t need to clean it or feed them. If you have the IQ of a jellyfish or know someone who has, then this would make the perfect present.
For £11 you can’t go wrong can you?
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USB Chameleon
When the work is piling up, people are hassling you, clients are annoying you and the boss is generally getting you down, what do you need? A USB Chameleon, that’s what.
This little thing will sit on top of your monitor keeping an eye out for flies and other little bugs, roll his eyes around independently of each other and also stick his tongue out.
This chameleon has not been blessed with the talent of changing colour to blend into his surroundings but that’s probably a good thing as you’d lose him.
