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	<description>A blog about the latest USB gadgets and USB novelty gifts for the home or the office.</description>
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		<title>USB Talking Parrot</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 05:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[For Her]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[For Him]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[£10-£25]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parrot]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Get all the fun of owning a parrot without any of the hassle of feeding or cleaning it&#8217;s cage. The USB talking parrot listens in to what you say and repeats bits of it back in a parrot-like voice whilst flapping it&#8217;s wings. £17 to get idle gossip broadcast to the whole office. BUY the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="img" rel="external" href="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/goto/link/359/1"><!--cloak--><img title="Click image to buy the USB Talking Parrot" alt="Click image to buy the USB Talking Parrot" src="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/usb-talking-parrot.png" /></a> Get all the fun of owning a parrot without any of the hassle of feeding or cleaning it&#8217;s cage.</p>
<p>The USB talking parrot listens in to what you say and repeats bits of it back in a parrot-like voice whilst flapping it&#8217;s wings.</p>
<p>£17 to get idle gossip broadcast to the whole office.</p>
<p><a rel="external" href="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/goto/BUY_the_USB_Talking_Parrot/359/2"><!--cloak-->BUY the USB Talking Parrot</a></p>
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		<title>USB Humping Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/usb-humping-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[-£10]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[For Her]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[For Him]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The USB humping dog is possibly the most useless product we&#8217;ve featured so far, it does nothing except hump your computer. A horny mutt in season and overdosing on doggie Viagara, this little guy goes at it with that sexy little USB port like a sailor on the last day of shore leave. Just £7 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="img" rel="external" href="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/goto/link/278/1"><!--cloak--><img title="Click image to buy the USB Humping Dog" alt="Click image to buy the USB Humping Dog" src="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/usb-humping-dog.jpg" /></a> The USB humping dog is possibly the most useless product we&#8217;ve featured so far, it does nothing except hump your computer.</p>
<p>A horny mutt in season and overdosing on doggie Viagara, this little guy goes at it with that sexy little USB port like a sailor on the last day of shore leave.</p>
<p>Just £7 and no vet bills.</p>
<p><a rel="external" href="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/goto/BUY_the_USB_Humping_Dog_/278/2"><!--cloak-->BUY  the USB Humping Dog!</a></p>
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<h3>Watch the USB Humping Dog in Action!</h3>
<p>And when we say &#8216;in action&#8217;, we mean &#8216;in action&#8217;!</p>
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<p><a rel="external" href="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/goto/BUY_the_USB_Humping_Dog_/278/3"><!--cloak-->BUY  the USB Humping Dog!</a></p>
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		<title>USB MiniQuarium</title>
		<link>http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/usb-miniquarium/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[For Her]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[£10-£25]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aquarium]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jellyfish]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure why I&#8217;m even featuring this. I mean, look at it. It&#8217;s a USB Aquarium where you can watch fake jellyfish swim around. That&#8217;s it. I suppose it&#8217;s easy to look after them because you don&#8217;t need to clean it or feed them. If you have the IQ of a jellyfish or know [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="img" rel="external" href="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/goto/link/234/1"><!--cloak--><img title="Click image to buy the USB MiniQuarium" alt="Click image to buy the USB MiniQuarium" src="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/miniquarium.jpg" /></a> I&#8217;m not sure why I&#8217;m even featuring this.  I mean, look at it.  It&#8217;s a USB Aquarium where you can watch fake jellyfish swim around.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it.</p>
<p>I suppose it&#8217;s easy to look after them because you don&#8217;t need to clean it or feed them.  If you have the IQ of a jellyfish or know someone who has, then this would make the perfect present.</p>
<p>For £11 you can&#8217;t go wrong can you?</p>
<p><a rel="external" href="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/goto/BUY_the_USB_MiniQuarium_/234/2"><!--cloak-->BUY  the USB MiniQuarium!</a></p>
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<h3>Watch the USB MiniQuarium in Action!</h3>
<p>Check out the USB MiniQuarium in all its technicoloured glory&#8230;if you can call it that.</p>
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<p><a rel="external" href="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/goto/BUY_the_USB_MiniQuarium_raquo_/234/3"><!--cloak-->BUY  the USB MiniQuarium &raquo; </a></p>
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		<title>USB Chameleon</title>
		<link>http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/usb-chameleon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/usb-chameleon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[£10-£25]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chameleon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When the work is piling up, people are hassling you, clients are annoying you and the boss is generally getting you down, what do you need? A USB Chameleon, that&#8217;s what. This little thing will sit on top of your monitor keeping an eye out for flies and other little bugs, roll his eyes around [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="external" class="img" href="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/goto/link/38/1"><!--cloak--><img src="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/usb-chameleon.jpg" alt="Click image to buy the USB Chameleon" title="Click image to buy the USB Chameleon" /></a> When the work is piling up, people are hassling you, clients are annoying you and the boss is generally getting you down, what do you need?  A USB Chameleon, that&#8217;s what.</p>
<p>This little thing will sit on top of your monitor keeping an eye out for flies and other little bugs, roll his eyes around independently of each other and also stick his tongue out.</p>
<p>This chameleon has not been blessed with the talent of changing colour to blend into his surroundings but that&#8217;s probably a good thing as you&#8217;d lose him.</p>
<p><a rel="external" href="http://www.usbtastic.co.uk/goto/BUY_a_USB_Chameleon_/38/2"><!--cloak-->BUY a USB Chameleon!</a></p>
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<h3>Watch the USB Chameleon in Action!</h3>
<p>Check out this small movie of the USB Chameleon sitting on a monitor, rolling his eyes and sticking out his tongue.</p>
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<h3>BUY a USB Chameleon!</h3>
<p>Choose your USB Chameleon from one of these online stores below:</p>
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