USB Chess Game
The ideal gift for the Chess player.
Play against friends, play against the computer or play against opponents online. Comes with software for tips, timing, tracking moves, online playing, etc and the board can be rolled up for easy storage.
£10 reduced from £30, now that’s a Queen’s Gambit if ever I heard one!
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USB Talking Parrot
Get all the fun of owning a parrot without any of the hassle of feeding or cleaning it’s cage.
The USB talking parrot listens in to what you say and repeats bits of it back in a parrot-like voice whilst flapping it’s wings.
£17 to get idle gossip broadcast to the whole office.
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USB Stealth Switch
If you’re partial to checking out non-work related sites whilst at work then this is the gadget for you.
It’s a foot pedal which hides under your desk and plugs into a USB port. When you hear the footsteps of a superior or feel the presence of management approaching, you simply press the pedal and your screen changes to work related stuff. This means the familiar panicked clicking of a skiving worker is not heard…a massive giveaway of the time wasting drone.
Peace of mind costs you £13.
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iSharpener USB Pencil Sharpener
I can’t remember the last time I used a pencil but they must still be in use in some dark and dingy corners of this world, so if you frequent the aforementioned dark and dingy corners toiling with a blunt pencil, then some light has finally found your miserable existence.
£14 satisfies your need for a pencil sharpener with a crazy light show.
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Star Wars: Darth Vader Tie Fighter Webcam
“That’s no moon!”
Quite correct, it’s a tie fighter webcam with a clip so you can attach it to your monitor. You see those little red laser things? They’re lights that shine on you when the webcam is working to brighten you up so the recipient can see you better…even if you’re on the other side of the galaxy, far, far away.
The Empire is having a recession sale and flogging this piece of communication equipment for £16.
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USB Roll Up Piano
Swap your computer keyboard for a piano keyboard with this ultra portable and roll up piano keyboard USB device.
Just plug it in and play. Comes with software to help you learn, let you record, add percussion, email music to friends and lots more.
All this for £20, now that’s what I call twinkling the old ivories.
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USB Roll Up Drum Kit
Learning the drums can be an expensive and loud hobby plus where the hell do you put them?
The roll up drum kit solves all three of these issues; put it on your desk, it’s only £20 and plug in your head phones to keep the noise down. Simple, just like Ringo’s drumming.
Comes with software that allows you do a bunch different things like change sounds, record, learning, keep time and it all rolls up so you can hide in your desk for when your boss comes back from lunch.
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Simpsons USB Hub
The Simpsons merchandising juggernaut machine is in full flow with this addition to the vast catalogue of Simpsons branded paraphernalia. Why get a normal USB hub when you can get a Homer Simpson one?
Here are the facts; you want a USB hub and you’re a Simpsons fan. This is the product you want and need.
£20 gets you this 4 port USB hub and everytime you plug something in Homer approves with a shout and a spin.
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USB Humping Dog
The USB humping dog is possibly the most useless product we’ve featured so far, it does nothing except hump your computer.
A horny mutt in season and overdosing on doggie Viagara, this little guy goes at it with that sexy little USB port like a sailor on the last day of shore leave.
Just £7 and no vet bills.
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USB Bouncer
“Your name’s not down, you’re not comin’ in!”
The USB Bouncer protects your computer from unsavoury scum. The motion sensor detects movement so when you’re away from your desk some office maggot comes near your desk trying to steal your sandwich, the USB Bouncer gives him an earful before sending him on his merry way.
You just have to slip this guy a tenner in protection money and you’re sorted my son!
