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USB Talking Parrot

Ben — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 05:37:28 +0000

Get all the fun of owning a parrot without any of the hassle of feeding or cleaning it’s cage.

The USB talking parrot listens in to what you say and repeats bits of it back in a parrot-like voice whilst flapping it’s wings.

£17 to get idle gossip broadcast to the whole office.

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USB Humping Dog

Ben — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:56:27 +0000

The USB humping dog is possibly the most useless product we’ve featured so far, it does nothing except hump your computer.

A horny mutt in season and overdosing on doggie Viagara, this little guy goes at it with that sexy little USB port like a sailor on the last day of shore leave.

Just £7 and no vet bills.

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Watch the USB Humping Dog in Action!

And when we say ‘in action’, we mean ‘in action’!

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USB Bouncer

Ben — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:51:32 +0000

“Your name’s not down, you’re not comin’ in!”

The USB Bouncer protects your computer from unsavoury scum. The motion sensor detects movement so when you’re away from your desk some office maggot comes near your desk trying to steal your sandwich, the USB Bouncer gives him an earful before sending him on his merry way.

You just have to slip this guy a tenner in protection money and you’re sorted my son!

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Watch the USB Bouncer in Action!

Check out the Bouncer bravely keep out a lion!

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USB Fibre Optic Christmas Tree

Ben — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 12:30:11 +0000

To help get you in the Christmas spirit at work when all around you is a crushing sense of dispair and disappointment, maybe a USB Christmas Tree can paper over the deep, deep cracks of broken childhood dreams?

Give it a shot. For only £7, the speed at which your life is freewheeling into the grave might slow..ever so slightly…maybe.

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Watch the USB Fibre Optic Christmas Tree in Action!

Check out the Christmas tree in all its glory. Powered by USB and the Baby Jesus.

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Tengu

Ben — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:39:45 +0000

Aaahhh, isn’t he cute!?

“It’s only a puppet!”

This little fella is a karaoke robot that can sit next to your computer and bash out the hits as you play them. He responds to any sound, so even if you are playing music and someone comes up to your desk and starts talking, Tengu will mouth along with them…mockingly.

For £20, what’s not to love?

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Watch Tengu in Action!

Check out this short movie of the Tengu choir serenading you.

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USB Whack It

Ben — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:56:51 +0000

They may look cute and this may seem childish but check out the video of USB Whack it in action, this game ain’t a piece of cake.

You need rapid thumbs, fingers of pure velocity and a quickened mind.

Just £10 for this little ensemble of time-sucking amusement, ideal for any desk drone job. Why not start an inter-departmental league? Paydays will be coming round quicker than you can say “Did I just get a new high score?”

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Watch USB Whack It in Action!

Check out this vid of a game of USB Whack It.

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USB MiniQuarium

Ben — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:56:29 +0000

I’m not sure why I’m even featuring this. I mean, look at it. It’s a USB Aquarium where you can watch fake jellyfish swim around.

That’s it.

I suppose it’s easy to look after them because you don’t need to clean it or feed them. If you have the IQ of a jellyfish or know someone who has, then this would make the perfect present.

For £11 you can’t go wrong can you?

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Watch the USB MiniQuarium in Action!

Check out the USB MiniQuarium in all its technicoloured glory…if you can call it that.

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USB Glitter Rocket Lamp

Ben — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:43:37 +0000

A USB Glitter Rocket lamp may not seem the most useful of things to be sitting beside that computerised mass of human ingenuity and technological advancement but it may be just as important.

It will sooth your mind, chill your soul and unburden your worries enabling you to complete your day with consumate ease.

No really, this lamp guarantees all that and more.

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Watch a USB Glitter Rocket Lamp in Action!

Check out this short review of the USB Glitter Rocket Lamp. Skip forward to 7:50 to see it in ‘action’ and miss the monotone narration.

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USB Chameleon

Ben — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 16:49:51 +0000

When the work is piling up, people are hassling you, clients are annoying you and the boss is generally getting you down, what do you need? A USB Chameleon, that’s what.

This little thing will sit on top of your monitor keeping an eye out for flies and other little bugs, roll his eyes around independently of each other and also stick his tongue out.

This chameleon has not been blessed with the talent of changing colour to blend into his surroundings but that’s probably a good thing as you’d lose him.

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Watch the USB Chameleon in Action!

Check out this small movie of the USB Chameleon sitting on a monitor, rolling his eyes and sticking out his tongue.

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Choose your USB Chameleon from one of these online stores below:

Memorybits

Menkind

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