USB Novelty Gifts and USB Gadgets at USBtastic!

Arsenal & Man Utd Flash Drives

Ben — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:15:04 +0000

A range of flash drives or memory sticks, whatever you call them, for Arsenal and Manchester United fans.

2GB = £11
4GB = £17
8GB = £33

Not sure where the other teams are…hmmmm.

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USB Chess Game

Ben — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 06:49:40 +0000

The ideal gift for the Chess player.

Play against friends, play against the computer or play against opponents online. Comes with software for tips, timing, tracking moves, online playing, etc and the board can be rolled up for easy storage.

£10 reduced from £30, now that’s a Queen’s Gambit if ever I heard one!

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USB Talking Parrot

Ben — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 05:37:28 +0000

Get all the fun of owning a parrot without any of the hassle of feeding or cleaning it’s cage.

The USB talking parrot listens in to what you say and repeats bits of it back in a parrot-like voice whilst flapping it’s wings.

£17 to get idle gossip broadcast to the whole office.

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USB Speedometer

Ben — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:23:48 +0000

The USB Speedometer measures how fast you’re typing and also how many words you’ve typed per day.

Extremely good for the obsessive amongst you. Of course you could just hit the buttons really fast like the old Daley Thompson Olympic game when you’re doing the hurdles or 100 metres.

£11, the faster you type the cheaper it is per word.

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Homer Simpson USB Monitor Lights

Ben — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:23:41 +0000

Probably not the most vital USB accessory you can purchase but certainly a must-have for Simpson fans.

9 Homer Simpsons in his usual state of intelligence with suckers so you can stick them around your monitor. Useful if the lights in your office go out…I guess.

£16, that’s £1.77 per Homer…BARGAIN!

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USB Stealth Switch

Ben — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:08:47 +0000

If you’re partial to checking out non-work related sites whilst at work then this is the gadget for you.

It’s a foot pedal which hides under your desk and plugs into a USB port. When you hear the footsteps of a superior or feel the presence of management approaching, you simply press the pedal and your screen changes to work related stuff. This means the familiar panicked clicking of a skiving worker is not heard…a massive giveaway of the time wasting drone.

Peace of mind costs you £13.

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iSharpener USB Pencil Sharpener

Ben — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:42:29 +0000

I can’t remember the last time I used a pencil but they must still be in use in some dark and dingy corners of this world, so if you frequent the aforementioned dark and dingy corners toiling with a blunt pencil, then some light has finally found your miserable existence.

£14 satisfies your need for a pencil sharpener with a crazy light show.

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Watch the iSharpener USB Pencil Sharpener in Action!

If you’re epileptic, then don’t check this out.

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Star Wars: Darth Vader Tie Fighter Webcam

Ben — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 17:30:51 +0000

“That’s no moon!”

Quite correct, it’s a tie fighter webcam with a clip so you can attach it to your monitor. You see those little red laser things? They’re lights that shine on you when the webcam is working to brighten you up so the recipient can see you better…even if you’re on the other side of the galaxy, far, far away.

The Empire is having a recession sale and flogging this piece of communication equipment for £16.

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I-Axe USB Guitar

Ben — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:52:32 +0000

Two teenage bedroom activities merge into one fantabulous contraption here; playing the guitar and playing on the computer.

The beauty of this is that you can plug the I-Axe USB guitar into your computer so you can not only get an excellent standard of recording but you can plug in the headphones so parents/neighbours can still sleep.

The guitar and accompanying software is £99 – you’ll get your money back once you record a hit ringtone.

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Watch the I-Axe USB Guitar in Action!

A quick review of the I-Axe.

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RetroBoard – Union Jack USB Flexible Keyboard

Ben — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:39:21 +0000

Not only is this computer keyboard obviously decorated with the Union Jack but it is also so flexible that you can roll it up. It’s plasticy, rubbery material means that the keys have no holes for crumbs or liquid to to get through so you can spill your morning coffee all over this baby.

Our gracious Queen would God bless this keyboard for £20 and all who sail in her.

BUY the RetroBoard – Union Jack USB Flexible Keyboard!