USB Bouncer
“Your name’s not down, you’re not comin’ in!”
The USB Bouncer protects your computer from unsavoury scum. The motion sensor detects movement so when you’re away from your desk some office maggot comes near your desk trying to steal your sandwich, the USB Bouncer gives him an earful before sending him on his merry way.
You just have to slip this guy a tenner in protection money and you’re sorted my son!
